The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What does a dad get in their stocking if they’ve been naughty? Char-coal.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!