The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel