The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus!
Getting paid to sleep would be my dream job.
“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? Something catchy.
How can you tell the difference between a dog and tree? By their bark.
Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.