The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles!
Bro can you help me name these information pamphlets Brochure
What’s a ghosts favorite type of porn? Boo-kakke
RIP to longtime ‘the Price is Right’ host Bob Barker He’s still alive, but he’s 95 years old, and I want my guess to be closest without going over.
MY friend made a joke about the flooding of South Asia. I stopped him and sad: "Too monsoon man."