The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the stingy schizophrenic finally come to realize after years of therapy? That Sharon is Karen...
They named a new scent after the coronavirus It's called Leave Me The Far Cologne
School report. My teacher gave us an assignment to tell her our idols and then say what we would do if they walked in our house. I got off easy because I said Stephen Hawking.
Boss shows up at a job site Boss: "Bob where were you I've been looking for you since morning!!!!! It's lunch time already!!!!"Bob: "Boss, a good employee is hard to find."
At the doctor’s Doctor: It seems like your colon is unusually small.Me: How small are we talking?Doctor: It’s about half the normal size.Me: You mean..it’s a semi colon?
Thanks to my internet service provider, I was finally able to read a book.... They had an outage
I'm attending a self-help group for compulsive talkers. It's called On and On Anon.
What do you call a mass murderer on a bike? A Cyclepath.
Me and my best friend had an argument yesterday So, I stole his wheelchair because I was angry at him.You'll never guess who came crawling back[Note: I don't mean anyone anything by this. It's just a joke. Please don't get offended]
A survey revealed that People who speak more than one language are considered more attractive. Unless that language is Klingon
Why can't French vineyards produce a good Port or Sherry? Because the French don't know how to fortify *anything*!
I read that a banana a day helps to keep your colon clean... I just wish they'd told me I was supposed to eat them...
What kind of dinosaur has a spike in his butt? A bronto-sore-ass!
My uncle is such a great businessman that he made $6 million in profits this year He works in a non-profit organization
Yo mamma so hairy She gotta comb her wrist to see what time it is