The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
In Zack Snyders Justice League, Barry Allen breaks a window simply by touching it. This is because windows no longer supports Flash.
Roses are red, violet's are blue When I listen to rock music. My neighbours do too.
Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
A man who lived by the sea grew a cucumber so large he was able to turn it into his house. One day a bad storm flooded the area with seawater and damged his home. Now he’s in a pickle.
Interviewer: So what are your strengths and weaknesses. Me: I have a decent sense of humor but my General Knowledge is not so good. Interviewer: Ok, then tell us a joke.Me: Knock Knock.Interviewer: Who?Me: 2nd US President.Interviewer: 2nd US President who?Me: Like I said, my General knowledge isn't good.
What is this movie about? It is about hours long.
Dad I was thinking Ahhh!!! So that's whats burning.
I took a pole recently and turns out that 100% of people dont like it.. When their tent falls down...
Did you know Steven Spielberg and John Williams play basketball together? He shoots, he scores!
Did you hear about the boy who ate his alarm clock? Apparently it was really time consuming
Did you hear the rumor about butter? I really shouldn't be spreading it.
What's the most detail-oriented ocean? The Pacific.
Where do fruits go on vacation? Pear-is!
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
My kid wants to invent a pencil with an eraser on each end, but I just don’t see the point.