The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
Why was the traffic light late to work? It took too long to change.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh.
“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
What kind of bird works on a construction site? A crane.
What do you call a factory that makes OK products? A satisfactory.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.