The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
Why do peppers make such good archers? Because they habanero.
My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.
Why did the phone wear glasses? Because it lost all its contacts.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
Where do bad plates go to after they've broken? Helsinki
My six year old niece made up this joke. I think she may be a comedic prodigy. Why did the sweater go to boot camp?To warm up!
Trump said global warming was a hoax and he could easily make temperatures "the lowest ever recorded" this summer. So he switched the US to Celsius.
What do u give a dog that has high temperature? Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog
Who does a squirrel go to for confession? >!A chip-monk!<
Was talking to the guy down the street and he said he’s got a stream that runs through his property but would really like a reservoir. I said “Well dam.”
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet
A legless crossdresser? Drag Queen
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear (yes i know my sense of humour is great)
What do you call a drunk, dyslexic CD Floppy diks