The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Was playing air drums to AC/DC the other day when I dropped my stick... ...had to switch to Def Leopard
Want to hear my pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I invented a relish made out of my own cash. It's my main sauce of income.
What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle? They rose
In the 1950's people were worried about having their homes wire-tapped. People today are are saying, Hey wire-tap what will the weather be like tomorrow?
What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea? Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
What do you call a cub at it's smallest point? Bear minimum
Two men are lost in the desert when they spot a tree covered in bacon. One of the men exclaims "a bacon tree! we're saved". However as he rushes over to it he dies in a hail of bullets. It turns out that it wasn't a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.
Kid: What's that? Dad: It's a henweigh. Kid: What's a henweigh? Dad: About two pounds.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. JK, Rolling.
What religion are crows? Birddism.
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
How do moths swim? Using the butterfly stroke.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.