The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
What did the big flower say to the tiny flower? “Hey there bud!'
Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
What do houses wear? An address.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.'
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover? Because you shouldn’t press your luck!
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.