The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
You can't spell par entry without "try."
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.
Why are pediatricians always so angry? Because they have little patients.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
Which friends do you always bring to dinner? Your taste buds.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.