The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.

In the beef army there was a soldier who always snuck up on the enemy from the left or right. He was a flank steak.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.

Sometimes I like to wind down the windows of my car, and sing at the top of my lungs to strangers walking by. I was never meant to be a hearse driver.

I can't wear any clothes with a crocodile on them because I get an allergic reaction. I'm Lacoste intolerant.

I tried making pancakes... But I ended up with flapjacks instead. I guess I used too much synonym

My friends secretly downloaded a 700MB exe file into my laptop. I think it's a huge setup.

What's the best angle to approach any problem? The TRYangle.

One of Santa's helpers and a football player on the defense together went on a rampage. It was elf and safety gone mad.

The guy who invented velcro shoes thought to himself 'Why knot?'

My local hair dresser just got charged with drug dealing. I am shocked. I've been a customer of his for years. He never told me he cut hair.

Two elderly ladies were sitting around complaining about things. Mertle: "I can't stand when people shorten names that don't make sense. I mean, I get Bob from Robert and Dave from David, but how do you get Dick from Richard?" Edna: "If you ask him nicely."