The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

What did the vampire say when she saw her reflection? Time to get a new mirror.

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.

I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.

What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing

What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.'

When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.

You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'

I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.'

I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.

I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, 'That makes two of us.'

Which cat is the least loyal? A cheetah.

I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. 'No,' I said. 'It's to look at.'