The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you'.
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.'
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
What do you call a fancy fish? So-fish-ticated.
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.
My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.