The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
A Central European trampolining team has recently gone bankrupt. They were bouncing Czechs.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
What do you call a factory that makes OK products? A satisfactory.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs!
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.