The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.
Some crocodiles got together to write parody songs. It's a pun croc band.
Grandma: What's the German guy who's hiding my medicine called? Grandson: Alzheimer's, Grandma, alzhemier's.
As i’ve grown older, I realised the number of people i’ve lost along the way have increased. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t suited tor me.
My neighbor failed the entrance exam for butcher's school. He didn't make the cut.
I had a package delivered And it was covered in drool and crayon.That's the last time I pay for a special delivery.
A man walks into a library. "Hey! How much for a hot dog?" He asks the librarian.The librarian says, "are you crazy? This is a library!""Oh, sorry about that." He answers."^How ^much ^for ^a ^hot ^dog?" ^He ^whispers.
My British friend was really proud of his heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania. Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.
How do you buy unlimited kid's toys? Well first, you add a kid's item to your cart. And then another...And then another...Add infant item
I made a YouTube video about the violence I endured as a writer on board a U-boat Just hit subscribe.
Why did the strict grammar teachers break up? He forgot to use a colon, she missed a period, they both hated contractions, and when they think of their future life, it's only a parent they see.