The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I tired googling about LGBTQ today just couldn't get a straight answer.
Why are atheists bad at exponents? Because they don’t believe in a higher power.
What do a neckbeard and a cold beverage have in common? They get sweaty sitting at room temperature.
My Son’s Class Did a Play for the Boston Tea Party. His teacher told him he would be the tea that was thrown in the harbor. She said he could pick to be any type of tea he’d like. He got so upset that he started running around the class throwing things. I guess he chose to be not tea.
Dentist always dumb questions like “when’s the last time you flossed?” Like bro you were there wtf
My drug test came back negative. My dealer has some explaining to do.
How to catch a polar bear: Dig a big hole out in the ice and place little green peas all around it... And when the polar bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
Grandson Talking to His Grandfather: "Grandpa, after 65 years of marriage, you still call Grandma 'sweetheart', 'darling' and 'honey'. What's your secret to keeping the flame burning?"Grandpa: "I forgot her name 5 years ago and I don't dare ask"
My friend Stewie used to start a lot of fights That's why everyone called himBeef Stew
What did the other bugs call the bug who wanted to be an astronaut? A LUNAtick
What do you call someone who refuses to drink anything other than alkaline water? A basic bitch.
Why did the exotic perfume salesman continue going out during lockdown? He had no common scents
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
What do skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.