The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
A guy walks into a bar and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before? ' The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place. '
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Where do fruits go on vacation?' 'Pear-is!'