The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A couple of cows were smoking a joint while playing cards.... That’s right, the steaks were pretty high.
China should have a cricket team. They can take out the whole world with one bat
What does a mermaid wear to a Maths class ? An algaebra.Note: Not my original. I had read this somewhere a few years ago. Kudos to the original creator.
Three knights in training were competing to see who could chop a mannequin into little pieces. The first one tries. He makes a small slice in the chest. The second one tries and he makes a large gash in the torso. The third one tries and slices the head off. He was a cut above the rest.
So last week i went into a country i thought was Afghanistan But the moment i checked the map I ran.
What is Tesla’s new fragrance called? Elon Musk
When cashing out at the grocery store it was obvious my cashier was high, slow as hell, and insulting me under their breath. I still don't know if I like self-checkout.
Chipotle guy asked, "White rice or Brown rice ?" I am not ricist, I said.
Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network? They're calling themselves the "ca-hoots".
A time traveler meets a teacher “Can I ask you what month it it?”“May.”“Fine. *May* I ask you what month it is?”
Best way to vaccinate the masses Train all of the Amazon drivers to give it. Everyone will have it by Saturday. Thursday if you have Prime.
China is already welcoming Biden China is already welcoming Biden.They have even named a central landmark in Beijing for Biden."FOR BIDEN CITY!"
For my birthday, my friends gave me a bunch of dirt and sand. I appreciate the sediment, but...
Spin the Bottle When I was a kid, all of us kids played 'Spin the bottle'. A girl would spin the bottle. If it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a penny.By the time I was 16, I owned my own house...
My friend and I signed up to win a lifetime supply of skin lotion. He won and I didn't The worst part is that he keeps rubbing it in.