The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A woman goes into an art gallery and sees two still-life pictures. Both are of a table laid for lunch with a glass of wine, a basket of bread rolls and a plate of sliced ham. However, one picture is selling for $75 and the other for $100. Curious, she goes to the gallery owner and asks him what the difference is between the two pictures. The owner points at the $100 painting and says, “You get more ham with that one.”
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!'
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. 'You can't cut me down,' the tree complains. 'I’m a talking tree!' The man responds, 'You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.'
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.