The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
How do you spell “candy” with just two letters? C and Y.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
What do you call spaghetti in disguise? An impasta.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.