The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
My sister-in-law is an archaeologist. Only person I’ve known that is excited to find a bone in her chicken.
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
What do cows like to read? Cattle-logs.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.
What do astronauts eat for protein? Launch Meat.