The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck.
I asked my brother if he could help me think of a synonym for "pamphlet." "Ya bro sure!"
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An orca-stra.
I just gave all my life savings to the San Andreas foundation. You might say I’m generous to a fault.
Man: "I've always had this absurd feeling that I'm a cartoon character" Psychologist: "That's a rather unusual mental state... How long have you felt this way?"Man: "Ever since I was an outline..."
What did one tire say to the other tire? I wheel-y like you.- LJ, age 7
TIL: Many medieval surnames like Fletcher or Cooper refer to the patriarch's traditional occupation. I guess I won't be marrying Mr. Dickinson.
A goat tells her boyfriend she's pregnant. He immediately replies, "What? You're kidding!"To which she replies back, "Yeah, that's what I said."
Potatoes are taking over the world... They say it's the rise of the mashines
Two gentlemen are walking through the West End on their way to a show. One turns to the other and says, “I have a feeling a large number of right-wing wazzocks are going to be there tonight. Trust me, you’ll see the... Queue anon.
A UNIX Salesperson A unix salesperson named LenoreLoved her job, but loved the beach more.She devised such a wayto combine work and play:She sells C-shells by the seashore
What’s the difference between a jumper and a sweater? A sweater doesn’t go splat after falling 40 stories...
If the Swan represents happiness, then what bird symbolizes true love? The Swallow.(This is my third anniversary posting this joke on a time line near Valentines. My yearly repost if you will)