The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
A rancher had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
What do houses wear? An address.
Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.
What do lawyers wear to work? Law suits.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!