The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.

Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes.

Why are piggy banks so wise?' 'They're filled with common cents.'

What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.

Sore throats are a pain in the neck.

She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up

If sweet dreams are made of cheese… Who am I to dis-a-brie?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes.

What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.

What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!

How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.

Why are piggy banks so wise?' 'They're filled with common cents.'

How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!'