The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Did you hear about the girl who quit her job at the doughnut factory? She was fed up with the hole business.
What do you call a snake that loves building houses? A boa constructor.
What do you call a snake that loves building houses? A boa constructor.
Angelina Jolie walks into a florists.'I'd like to buy some flowers', she says. 'Orchids?' says the florist. 'No, just flowers today'.
Cleveland has announced their baseball team will no longer be called "The Indians". It's about time. Now we can finally call them the Cleveland Steamers.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite toy? Play D'oh
I was watching the weather on TV tonight and the forecaster said, "And because of the cold front coming in from North-East, we can expect about 5 inches of snow." She then glared off camera and continued... "Or as my colleague Bill would say, 8 inches."
Why did the blonde enter the tennis courts naked? Because the sign said tennis shoes only.*edit*Thanks for the sliver kind person
My favorite 4th of July joke: Do you know why Americans spell color, humor, and behavior that way they do? "Because fuck u that's why." -- George Washington, Revolutionary War
Why do the French never order 2 eggs? Because one egg is an oeuf.
If sweet dreams are made of cheese... Who am I to dis-a-brie?
How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail..
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.