The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What genre are national anthems? Country.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
Why are pediatricians always so angry? Because they have little patients.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.