The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe!
How do moths swim? Using the butterfly stroke.
What group of people never get angry? Nomads.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, 'I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.'
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
Where do fruits go on vacation?' 'Pear-is!'