The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
My kid wants to invent a pencil with an eraser on each end, but I just don’t see the point.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
What vegetable is cool, but not that cool? Radish.
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.
When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
Why did the man get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.