The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.
Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
Why did the man get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.