The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus!
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
What did the proton say to the electron? Stop being so negative all the time!
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know i wouldn't get a reaction.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”