The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
My grandmother was famous for growing delicious strawberries. She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on top of her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited.I fulfilled my promise.She’s dead and berried.
Zayn leaving one direction is just like putting a fork into a sausage.. It leaves four little pricks.
A man had the most dangerous spider in the world, a Brown Recluse, stuck in his keyboard. He called his wife about it."Hey honey, I have a venomous spider in my house!" He said."Oh my God, are you okay?" His wife asked."Yes, I have it under CTRL."
Which Pie takes 9 months to Bake? A cream pie!!!
Why did the grain of rice wet himself? A jokester made him 'pilaf'