The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
How do you spell “candy” with just two letters? C and Y.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.
Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."