The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
What’s more unbelievable than a talking dog? A spelling bee.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.