The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty.
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself.
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!