The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a flying policeman? A helicopper
Why did the onion get flustered? It saw the salad dressing.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?' 'They're both Paris sites.'
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Can February March? No, but April May!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
Why are piggy banks so wise?' 'They're filled with common cents.'
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.'
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.