The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn.
Why are butter jokes so hard to make? Because there is no margarine for error.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It's bad for the environment. Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly.
What did the English pimp say to his accountant hooker? 'TALLY, HO!'
What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college? A Graduated cylinder.
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks! I'm just doing it for kicks!
What’s a sus dudes favorite pair of shoes? SKETCHers
My mum told me, when I visit grandma in hospital, I should take her flowers. So, when grandma wasn't looking, I took them.
I just released a new fragrance Nobody in the car seemed to like it