The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere…
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe!