The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Today I got 150 Valentines cards, I was totally shocked and breathless The security guard at Hallmark gave quite a chase!
How do they access the internet in Israel? Net and Yahoo.
A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF...
Did you know Santa has only two reindeer? Rudolph and Olive, the other reindeer.
What instrument does Darth Vader play? The rebel bass.
A wise man told me that the mobile network carrier you choose says a lot about your life No wonder I use Virgin Mobile.
The phone rings at Crayola Headquarters {green-green-green}"Yellow?""May I speak to Mr. Brown?""Please white while I transfer you."{pink}
A shop keeper fought off a robber with just a price gun! The police are now looking for a person with a price on their head
Why did the crab get fired? Because he was not moving the company forward.
Saw a man at the supermarket today who was saying the most nasty things while walking up and down the aisle, picking different kinds of breakfast-food off the shelves, shouting at the boxes and putting them back again. I asked the manager what his problem was. Turns out the guy's a cereal offender.
My family was so poor when I was a kid... We could only exchange glances at Christmas!
You’re traveling along the Oregon trail and you meet a man named Terry. One of your party members says, “I thought Terry was a woman’s name.”That party member immediately dies.What did they die from? Dysentery
I visited a load of French towns doing impressions of Star Trek characters. Dunkirk?Yea, did all of them.
What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.
What do you call a celebration for bubble tea at Comic Con? Boba Fete.