The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
So a pickpocket went to a nudist beach... He hated it
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.
How do you handle a fear of elevators? You take steps to avoid them.
What do you call an iPhone with no sense of humor? Too Siri-ous.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.'