The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did Adam say to his GF on the 24th of December? It’s Christmas Eve.
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, 'I love you.' 'Is that you or the beer talking?' she asked. I answered, 'It’s me… talking to my beer.'
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.'
Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet? They looked at the reviews… only 1 star!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.