The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What vegetable is cool, but not that cool? Radish.
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
I failed my driving test today. The instructor asked me, “What do you do at a red light?” I said, “I usually check my emails and see what people are up to on Facebook.”