The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
I told my husband I hate my haircut. He replied, "Don't worry, it'll grow on you."
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said. "You know, one would have been enough."
How do you handle a fear of elevators? You take steps to avoid them.
What is the scariest tree? BamBOO!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
(Holding a step ladder) "This is my step ladder... I never knew my real ladder."
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?' 'Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.'
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.