The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.'
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.'
Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?' 'No, but I'll wrestle you for them.'
Clothes, but no cigar.
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.
A steak pun is a rare medium done well.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
Where do math teachers go on vacation?' 'Times Square.'