The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra!