The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the whale blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom.
Five out of four people admit they’re bad at fractions.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field.
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
How does the rancher keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
How do you stop a bull from charging? You cancel its credit card.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
Why are fish so smart? Because they swim in schools.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.