The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, “I love you.” “Is that you or the beer talking?” she asked. I answered, “It’s me… talking to my beer.”
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.
“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.