The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra!
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, "That makes two of us."
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."