The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless!
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel.
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Can February March? No, but April May!
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
What's a sea monster's favorite lunch? Fish and ships.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
Yogurt is the most high class dairy product to buy. It’s so cultured.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
Why was the traffic light late to work? It took too long to change.
What do cows like to read? Cattle-logs.