The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How do cows say “I love you”? With a s-mooooo-ch!
I finally found the courage to tell my suitcases there will be no holiday abroad this year. Now, I'm dealing emotional baggage.
What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ? Lets make salat
You know what makes sense? Perfume factories.
What’s a duck’s favorite drug? Quack
My idea of holding a summer vacation school to help kids with severe ADHD failed. Do you think it's because I called it a "Concentration Camp?"
The owl asked the most introspect question ever. Who are you???
Two students were talking about their childhood. I was a very clever toddler. By the time I was ten months old, I could already walk.""You call that clever?" the other said. "I managed to trick my parents into carrying me until I was three!"
My lawyer is a U2 fan So he was glad to represent them in a court case pro Bono
Why don't British people pronounce the letter 't'? Because the Americans threw it in the ocean.ALTERNATE punchline: Because they drank it all.
What do you call a man with an axe over his head? Sort of Damocles
The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum. They're the Tolkien white guys.Edit: Swigity Swoo, I got a silver from you?Edit: Golly Gee, a gold for me?Edit: Boo hoo, a baby snoo too?Edit: Cowabunga Grift, I got a coin gift!Edit: Beagle pup, here comes a bless up!
Kid: Dad, I'm hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now! Wait...
3 men are stranded in a boat with 4 cigarettes and no way to light them. So they toss the 4th cigarette overboard, which makes the whole boat a cigarette lighter.